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I think I recall mentioning in a post from last season that I absolutely love Pie and I think he's really going to be a key player later in the year. He's so young...so quick...

There's something about Reed Johnson that I cannot stand. I can't really put my finger on it...it might be that patch of hair on his chin...not sure. I do have to give him credit for sacrificing his body and somehow getting hit by a pitch about one in every three at bats. But, I'd really like to see Pie somehow take his place.

Yeah...Lilly thinks he's a pimp. He actually didn't pitch half bad today...the rest of them just couldn't hit the ball at all. What pisses me off about him is that he's like a silent pimp. He doesn't really say anything, he just sits there and smiles like a douche. At least Marquis and Zambrano flat out ask you if you want to come to their hotel room later. You pretty much know what you're getting into. Lilly is trying too hard to be cool. Not necessary.

I'm surprised to hear that Dempster was categorized as one of the solid starters. I'm not totally sold on him yet. I do think Hill is going to turn out to be great this year. Some of the relievers make me nervous...I LOVE Marmol and Wood but have mized feelings about the rest...

Glad to see that Johnson got benched today and Pie went 2 for 3. Maybe he can extend his stay in the majors for another few weeks.

What do you guys think of the current catchers? I met these guys at the game in Philly who kept calling Henry Blanco "Hank White." I thought that was pretty funny. I think I like Blanco even though he looks like he belongs in that movie Alpha Dog. I think the catching could be a potential weakness.

What do you guys think of the current catchers? I met these guys at the game in Philly who kept calling Henry Blanco "Hank White". I thought that was pretty funny. I think I really like him despite the fact that he looks like he belongs in that movie Alpha Dog. I think the catching is a huge potential weakness.

Here's a few hysterical facts about some the players I discovered this week.

Fukudome drives a black Pontiac. I think it's a Grand Prix-probably about a 2001. It may or may not have 12" rims. Enough said.
He played on a company softball team until he moved to the US.

Pie drives a Ford Edge. Its major selling point is that the back seat turns into a bed. Coincidence? I think not. Dominican pimp-mobile? Indeed...

I admit it...I have been known to spend some time at the player parking lot. It's usually me, my sister, and about 50 ten year old boys.

However, I've also been known to use my superb, female stalking ability on some of the players. What can I say. I have skills.

Did anyone watch the game last night and see when Felix got run over by the second baseman, running between first and second? So, felix gets plowed by this guys and he's basically rolling around on the floor crying and holding his package. The announcers were like, "Yeah, I think he got knocked in ribs...or got the wind knocked out of him!" Sure... About 2 innings later one of them admitted that maybe, just maybe, he got hit square in the nuts...where he had surgery about a month ago. I'm just glad those bad boys were able to be saved.

Something tells me that Felix's lower regions are having no problem getting a break *wink*wink*. Just a thought...

He was the ultimate pimp. I really don't think there's been anyone since him that compares.

Even though this is not about the Cubs, I kind of liked this story. Apparently Chase Utley used the same bat every day during batting practice for over a year without it breaking. Well, a few weeks ago it broke and it made headline news in Philly. I don't have a picture of the broken bat but I do have a picture of the bat while it was still intact. I like how it shows what a great hitter he is as only the "sweet spot" was worn. Kind of cool

I don't think we're going to drop Pie. I think Lou sees his potential...especially given how young he is. He's working super hard on his hitting game but I think he just needs a little more confidence in the majors. Jim Edmonds is the ultimate douche bag

Yeah...Felix would have made it look easy. In an interview a few days ago, Pinella said that Felix is only in the minors because he gets so many more batting opportunities for practice there compared to the majors. My sources tell me he'll be back within the next few weeks. I can't wait.

I can't remember when statistics got so out of control. Frankly, I'm not impressed that some douche is hitting .784 with 1 out, a runner on second, in afternoon games against right handed pitchers in the month of May. The same guy probably is hitting about .190 overall. It seems like they can find something good to say about anyone. Keep it old school and simple.

Why no faith? The Cubs have become so good at coming back in the late innings that I can honestly say I had faith the entire time...that wind was crazy! I think it just goes to show how great Marmol and Wood can be. Every time Edmonds comes up to bat I secretly wish for a sprained ankle so Felix can come back up but he really did a great job yesterday.

I did a quick google search and found a few companies selling them...I also found a ton of blogs and articles talking about how racist and inappropriate they are and that Kosuke was offended by them. I can see why its funny but can also see how they could be offensive. Maybe the "Fukudome is my homey" shirt is better.

The other day in the bleachers some guy was wearing a shirt that said "Fontenot? FonteYES!" I think that is hysterical.

Lilly really does have a pin head. It's too small. I was very impressed with his pitching against the Padres...even if they couldn't pull out the win.

I think the most ridiculous comment was about Maddux getting traded to the Brewers. Who cares? The Brewers still suck even if they somehow acquire Maddux.

I love it! What a great bunch of random trivia. Who didn't look like a troll in the 80's? I sure did. My mom gave me a mullet!

I like the Blue Jays retro jerseys. They're so ugly they're cool. I want to see the padres wear the old brown and orange uniforms. Gross.

What does everyone think of the impact of Soriano's hand injury? I'm torn. He's such a bad outfielder...he's pretty replacable in that capacity. I'm super excited to see Micah Hoffpauir back in Chicago. He just seems like a good guy.

I can tell you who I am not a fan of...Patterson! Again, I have to reason for feeling so strongly about him, but I do.

I was just remembering that Chase Utley had the exact same injury at this time last year. It did great things for his career! Maybe it will do the same for Soriano.

So, apparently Rich Hill is really not doing any better in AAA. He got pulled after a few awful innings for a back strain? What's up with that? I think it was a sham and he just sucks lately. Any thoughts?

His baseball career eerily parallels that of a former Cub and current part time announcer...Dave Otto. They are both awkwardly tall left-handers, both wore the #53, and both had no happy medium between doing really well and horribly awful. I welcome any thoughts pertaining to the careers of either Rich Hill or Dave Otto. Both really good guys...