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Topic: My thoughts on Ted Lilly

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I think I know whats going on with Ted Lilly. Has anyone ever watched him during the game when he's not pitching? He's the ultimate unattached, single Cub's wingman. He spends 99% of the game with his head out of the dugout looking for hot girls. If he sees a pretty blond he'll throw her a signed ball, ask he where she lives, maybe let her know what hotel they're staying at. I went to all three games in Philly last weekend (Dunston jersey represented) and Lilly went so far as to ask me to stand up and then called Jason Marquis to come out of the dugout to check me out. Gross. As per usual, the next night he totally bombed. I'm just sayin' that maybe he needs to concentrate a little bit and study the other team a little better. I think Rich Hill is going to dominate today. He's in the dugout all pissed off and just trying to figure out what he needs to do to improve. Thats how it should be.
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Very nice work on the Rich Hill prediction! He kicked some major ass today!

I can see that happening with Ted Lilly. I mean he's got a fan site dedicated all about him. He's got the case of the hubrious.

Great to see you sporting the Shawon Jersey! Hope to see you around this season.

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Hhaha... This post made me laugh out loud. I'm suprised that as players they are even trying that hard to score girls. They should just play it calm and cool. This just reeks of desperation. Then again I bet it works and hence why they do it... but if you ask me its a total 2am drunk at a bar move.

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You could see it that way, or perhaps he hasn't gotten any in a while and needs someone to finally take the edge off??? You could have provided him with more of a service than disservice. haha. Sometimes you just have to take one for the team. haha. Sorry, I couldn't resist the comment :)

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Ted is always looking at girls in the crowd. Doesn't pay attention to the game at all. Total ladies man - watch him the next time you are at a game. I think he is more obvious on the road.

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Yeah...Lilly thinks he's a pimp. He actually didn't pitch half bad today...the rest of them just couldn't hit the ball at all. What pisses me off about him is that he's like a silent pimp. He doesn't really say anything, he just sits there and smiles like a douche. At least Marquis and Zambrano flat out ask you if you want to come to their hotel room later. You pretty much know what you're getting into. Lilly is trying too hard to be cool. Not necessary.

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Man I'm really loving this insight!! We need more scouting reports on Cub players :)

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I'll be going to the game where they play the giants in S.F. I'm gonna be on the look out for his antics :)

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